Thursday, February 02, 2006

news flash

Oh ye of little faith - Laura is currently making a round of tea for everyone, and nobody has said a word about yesterday's trouser cough.

There's a charge in the air though, potential mass hysteria, woe betide the first person to giggle....

18 comments:

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Ooo...that's one gutsy girl! Maybe she took some Gax-X and is all better now?

Still, she's gutsy...:)

Wendy said...

Ahhh HA!!! See, I am the ONLY one who had faith!! I said she'd be back, with her head held high!! Right on Girl!! Please, give her a big "thumbs up" for me!!

patti_cake said...

Trouser Cough... another good one! Even better than anal exclamation mark. Damn i'll have to remember these! She IS gutsy and I swear I would be the first one to giggle...I just know it!

Pam said...

Thank you for keeping us up to date. My husband and I just think your story was uproarious.
Poor, sweet Laura. I am sending her warm mental hugs.
Such a brave girl!

Trouser cough...another word to add to the ever growing list...

Melissa said...

It could be much worse. I have a chronic farter who sits next to me at work. It's terrible. At least Laura had the sense to be embarrassed for a bit. Glad she's back and the tea-making has resumed.

Deadly Female said...

Trouser coughs and anal exclamation marks - classic! And good for Laura - us British girls are made of stern stuff you know!

Just Some Gal said...

Your analogies are cracking me up fish! "Trouser cough"...hehe

She's a tough gal for showing up, that is a lot to be admired. I'm sure she'll laugh along with you. :-) I hope.

Aims said...

Ah she's a good girl - bet you laugh first!

Shephard said...

I wonder if that was the last of her special potions for her liquid diet that you'll see her drink. Then again, maybe yesterday's pyrotecnics were the result of detoxifying in one great blast. How happy and grateful her system must be.
~S

Tai said...

TEE HEE!!

(oops!)

Sandra said...

Oooh, I'd have lost the office pool, I'd have bet a 100 pounds she wouldn't be back. She really wants that media studies degree.

Sandra said...

Oh yes and don't distract us with your amusing stories....are you going to the pub tomorrow night? Are you?

Seven said...

With a saddle on your back?

Wendy said...

LOL!! Yes Colin, I do hope you're going!! Saddle or not ....

Melissa said...

take the saddle for sure. grrrrrrr

a fish on a bycicle said...

stop it! you're getting a bit weird now with this saddle stuff...Rick!!

Seven said...

All right then my friend. No more saddle stuff. But please do take hold of the reins this time!

Miladysa said...

You would not have seen me again for dust :)