Friday, February 24, 2006

caveat emptor

I have no idea what Kristie was looking for when she found this but I read it yesterday, and I still don’t know whether to be horrified, or laugh, so I’m going to settle for doing both.

At least I got a new word out of it, the “navus”, navel to ass.

All I’m saying is be very wary of what you sign.

15 comments:

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Wasn't that...amazing? Amazingly weird and bizarre.

What a creep.

patti_cake said...

That man is a freak. If I had somebody expecting me to sign something like that I would probably bust a blood vessel laughing in their face.

krisbtterfly said...

the sad thing is, i'll bet money on the fact that someone is going to use this template for their own purposes. ick.

Pam said...

FISH! Dude...whydya take it down?

Sandra said...

I'm not sure I believe this is real. It isn't in any actual online NEWSPAPERS, nor is it on Snopes yet. I guess I just don't want to believe it.

Gerbera Daisy said...

That guy is seriously a wacky pack!! Kinda makes my ex look like a saint, which nearly everyone I know, knows thats not the truth.

Gerbera Daisy said...

Why did you take yesterday's post off??

Jessica said...

Colin, I need your help -

Please go here: http://www.denibonet.com/blog/

and vote for my ugly, naked colorful lady as the "Best of the Bad Art" - the Chicken and the Egg and I are neck and neck!

a fish on a bycicle said...

my apologies to anyone who stumbled on last nights post, I'm chronically short of sleep and I took solace in a bottle of wine, I should know better than to try to write at the same time...

Wendy said...

Damn!! I missed a Colin Wine post?!?!? Crap! I hate when that happens!

Gotta love the word "Navus" ... I've learned alot of new words this year .... though I guess I shouldn't write 'em here!

Sandra said...

Damn I missed it too. Was it classic Colin eloquence??

Jenn said...

Colin - no fair!

And Navus? Wonder if I can fit that into a conversation somewhere.

As soon as I fit 'malarkey' in regularly...I'll work on 'navus'.

Yeah - the guy is a nutcase...but thorough in his contract. EEEEwwww.

Anne said...

That was horrible!

I am horrified.

I have to show everyone that I know as fast as possible! :)

Deranged Doctor said...

I can't believe I missed your post. Unless I didn't, and was too sleep-drunk to remember.

There's a little link at the top to e-mail the story to someone else. I don't know anyone dirty enough...

Miladysa said...

If this was a just world I would so love to be a part of the team that would write the contract requiring his signature...