Tuesday, March 14, 2006

shout or whisper

Okay I admit it I have sinned, doubly, “twist” I said, not “stick”.

I stole this from woman and passed it on to Melissa and Kristie, and Di (incidentally it’s Di’s very first post) even before I’d even done it myself.

I’m not really that big on meme’s but I loved this idea, it intrigues me, I want to know who other people's were said to and in what circumstance, so please if you read this and haven’t already done it consider yourself tagged.


List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason. Don't say who they are. Use each person only once:

1 Why are you laughing? We’ve known each other for years, and you’ve still not said anything funny.

2. Here’s a notion for you, wash occasionally instead of just using cologne.

3. It doesn’t matter what I say does it, you ‘re going to hear exactly what you want to and interpret it as a personal attack?

4. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you, I love you still and I always will.

5. Why did you have children if you don’t like them? One might have been an accident, but he others? What the hell are you anyway, just an angry gland on a stick?

6. Why is it always my fault that it doesn't fit properly? Have you considered the possibility that you have a vagina like a clown’s pocket?

7. Do you think you’d still exist if there were no mirrors?

8. Tell me honestly, write it down if you need to, is he mine?

9. Yes I am drunk, people do this occasionally for fun, and no you see, they are actually enjoying my company, apparently you are the only person who thinks I’m an arse, perhaps if you had a battery of your own and stopped following me around so you can criticise me…..

10. It was me, I’m sorry.

20 comments:

krisbtterfly said...

a numbered gateway to the soul.

Grant said...

Re: #4.

Stay away from my dentist. I saw her first.

PS - :p

patti_cake said...

OMG I am so laughing at number 6 what the hell is a clown's pocket? Wait! Maybe I DON'T want to know!

Melissa said...

Lists of things never to be said. Some should be, some should stay secret. Interesting viewpoint into someone else's psyche, no? Oh, Col, the conversations we will have...

Jenn said...

Number 6 - I had to stop reading because I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.

This is a great post. Now - as requested, so you may redeem yourself with a somewhat rational comment - I will do a new post with my own list of things unsaid.

Anne said...

Im stealing that one for tomorrows post. I love this one :)

Aine said...

There's someone I know who I'd dearly love to repeat number two to. But I won't... :D

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Unfortunately, I could use your number one on someone...almost every damn day.

I may borrow this idea for my blog psot tomorrow.

Great post, by the way...:)

Di said...

I know number 2!

And I had to google "clown's pocket." I am so relieved that you didn't invent that term. :) It is a medical impossibility, isn't it?

Jessica said...

LOVE these, Colin...I think I will have to play along with this meme in the next day or so.

Sandra said...

Oooh, what a cathartic meme...I'd copy you but I'm afraid I'd get myself into trouble. I love #5.

Shephard said...

Ok, I had to go look at photos of clown pockets. LOL Great metaphor!!
This is a great one. Very cathartic. I played.
~S :)

Wendy said...

I will play soon! Col ... I could just use several of yours!! Love this!

Pam said...

I'm on it Colin. Shephard tagged me as well.
This is going to sound silly, but it's kinda cool to be tagged.

I sent my mum to your "two's company" post and she bout peed her pants laughing!! She copied it and sent it to her friend who also had to change her drawers!! You ROCK man.

Aims said...

I love this! Yours are great! I did it but I just sound bitter & twisted!!!! I love the "angry gland on a stick" I might use that one!

Just Some Gal said...

I loved this. Some are funny, some are downright soul wrenching.

x

Pam said...

Okay, my ten are up

Anne said...

Hey...where are you?? Hope you are doing well..

karla said...

Too funny, Mr. Fish. And hey, I LOVE the look of your site now! You are one stylish mofo.

Amy said...

I loved this tag, too.