oooh look, I'm excited, I've been tagged by Blondie.
7 things to do
before I die
have a lot more sex, not all over the place thank you, but with the same wonderful person
have children (but not every time we have sex please)
know that the person I'm with wants to be with me as much as I want to be with them
have an original thought
stand on top of Cader Idris naked and drunk on New Years eve and sing “you got to move it move it” (this may endanger the chances of my first ‘to do’ ever happening)
tell the rude Welshman in the pub to “sod off, take the chip off your shoulder and stick it up your arse”, in his own language
see a witch on a broomstick on Hallowe’en
I can do
push a string bean up my nose and pull it out of my mouth
tell bedtime stories without the aid of a book
wear a nice suit and make it look like a dustbin bag
make wine disappear like a majic trick
stairway surf on the ironing board
I can't do
hold hands with a girl and walk in a straight line
tell you what I want what I really, really want
maintain the necessary link between my mouth and my brain when I'm drunk
dance the same dance as everyone else in the room
flatter to deceive
think in a straight line
that attract me to the opposite sex
hair is the first place, no particular colour just beautiful hair
warm happy laughter
un self-conscious, "I'm sexy, not my clothes"
the spectacles and tied back hair look
some girls just 'shine'
(can I have another please? I think that the single sexiest thing in the world is watching your loved one concentrate on something else, a book, a letter, painting a toe nail…)
things I say most often
Spluff ‘n splunder
I and Me (too often)
Same again please
Princess Lea, in “that” costume
Oh poo, only 7?
people I want to do this
well, up there on the right, there’s Aimee, and Katya (have you done this already Katya, and Bea, Wendy too (sorry Wendy I’ll put a link up soon I promise!!), anyone who wants too!!