Have you ever,
howled in woods?
whinnied and nickered,
pranced, danced, shied
and cried and generally
made a great fuss...
At least there was no one around, be thankful for small mercies. And there was me, and the boys, enjoying a long walk in the woods on a beautiful autumnal morning full of great grey almost trees hesitating in a slow lazy mist.
And then I stuck my dick in the nettles.
Not just like that you understand, rather I went for an alfresco wee and was distracted by Charlie scratting around in the leaves behind me.....and then I stuck my dick in the nettles.
It hurts. You can't imagine how much it hurts. I don't want to describe how much it hurts because then I'll have to remember....exactly how much it hurts.
The only 'tiny' crumb of comfort is that it also swells up.