I'm it (get it off with a specialised stain remover)

oooh look, I'm excited, I've been tagged by Blondie.

7 things to do

before I die

have a lot more sex, not all over the place thank you, but with the same wonderful person

have children (but not every time we have sex please)

know that the person I'm with wants to be with me as much as I want to be with them

have an original thought

stand on top of Cader Idris naked and drunk on New Years eve and sing “you got to move it move it” (this may endanger the chances of my first ‘to do’ ever happening)

tell the rude Welshman in the pub to “sod off, take the chip off your shoulder and stick it up your arse”, in his own language

see a witch on a broomstick on Hallowe’en

I can do

push a string bean up my nose and pull it out of my mouth

tell bedtime stories without the aid of a book

wear a nice suit and make it look like a dustbin bag

dance

make wine disappear like a majic trick

say “there,there”

stairway surf on the ironing board

I can't do

hold hands with a girl and walk in a straight line

tell you what I want what I really, really want

maintain the necessary link between my mouth and my brain when I'm drunk

dance the same dance as everyone else in the room

flatter to deceive

hate

think in a straight line

count

that attract me to the opposite sex

hair is the first place, no particular colour just beautiful hair

warm happy laughter

un self-conscious, "I'm sexy, not my clothes"

gentleness

passion

the spectacles and tied back hair look

some girls just 'shine'

(can I have another please? I think that the single sexiest thing in the world is watching your loved one concentrate on something else, a book, a letter, painting a toe nail…)

things I say most often

Holy Moly

Good boy

Spluff ‘n splunder

I and Me (too often)

Same again please

Sorry

Rubberdick

celebrity crushes

Anna Friel

Imogen Stubbs

Jessica Rabbit

Janice Joplin

Marilyn Monroe

Princess Lea, in “that” costume

Bette Davies

Oh poo, only 7?

people I want to do this

well, up there on the right, there’s Aimee, and Katya (have you done this already Katya, and Bea, Wendy too (sorry Wendy I’ll put a link up soon I promise!!), anyone who wants too!!